Since when are cars allowed in lower Sproul? I almost got run over. If they're going to let cars drive around there, they might as well just turn lower Sproul into a used car lot. In fact, they should turn the whole damn school into a racetrack or something. If they're going to allow so many cars on campus, why the hell not?

Searching for a new roommate is very aggravating. With the emails I've been getting, I'm forced to wonder how these people even exist. And then they have the audacity to respond to MY apartment listing. As if they're even the slightest bit worthy of living here. First of all, this girl who knows my roommate through a mutual third party just happens to stumble upon the ad I just posted two hours ago and writes an email that makes me want to shoot her in the head. My roommate isn't even friends with this girl and yet she thinks, because she knows her through someone else, that she's actually worthy of living here. But what's even more ironic is she doesn't even like my roommate. She's just acting nice in the hopes that we'll let her move in with us. Her email is all sweet and friendly and ANNOYING. Shut up, bitch. Yeah, you can move in. Once hell freezes over or my roommate and I both die, we'll give you a call. Secondly, if you can't spell, don't email me. "Also, how much is the utitlities total up to?" Yes, that is an actual sentence in an email I received. If you can't spell, you're automatically out of the running. Plain and simple. The worst correspondence so far has been with a woman who must either be extremely stupid, a fob, or an extremely stupid fob. In her first email, she asks me questions that are answered explicitly in the ad. My ad -- "Absolutely no smoking or drugs." Her -- "Do you smoke?" My ad -- "3bd/2ba apartment" Her -- "How many rooms?" Assuming she's just a dumbass, I reply and answer her stupid questions. She replies, "thanks betty. please let me know about the open house." First, I think, maybe she's a fob. But then, even if you're a fob, how the hell do you get someone's name wrong when they've written it out at the bottom of the email? It's not like I said my name and maybe she misheard. No, I wrote it out in the email. And she responds by writing a name that is completely different from anything I wrote in the email. At least she got the first letter right. After this, I responded by telling her the room was no longer available due to a sudden invasion of locusts. I hate people. No one is worthy enough to live with me.

Chopsticks are for eating with...
If people mistake your legs for them, you have a problem. Why do some girls (mostly Asian) have chopstick legs? It's really fucking disgusting. At first glance, they look anorexic. But then, why don't I see any white girls with chopstick legs? I saw a really hideous Asian crack whore last night who was surrounded by thuggish-looking Asian guys all smoking cigarettes. She was all made up and dressed in typical crack whore fashion...cream-colored slacks and matching coat. And she had the skinniest legs I have ever seen in my life. I swear her legs were about as thick as my arms. She looked like she was walking on stilts. How the hell does this happen? How do these girls find pants that fit? And what's funny is that they always act like they're the hottest thing since J.Lo. I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it. I wonder what they look like naked. *BARF*

I absolutely hate chatting with people over IM who don't know how to spell. If you want people to think you're stupid, write like this: "There really stupid. And annoying to." It'll work, guaranteed. If I have to chat with one more person who can't fucking spell the simplest English words and form basic sentences, they're getting warned. I don't understand how people can make it to college not knowing how to spell and write correctly. My frustration and irritation are due to simple mistakes that I see over and over again. Most of you always get the same words mixed up, so here are some spelling and grammar tips for all you idiots out there:

to -- signifies movement from one place to another e.g. 1.) I went to the store. 2.) She passed the book to me.
too -- literally means "also" e.g. 1.) I want a popsicle, too! 2.) Don't piss me off or I'll smack you, too.
two -- a number that is greater than one but less than three

your -- signifies possession e.g. 1.) Your face is ugly. 2.) I'm going to kick your fat ass.
you're -- literally means "you are" e.g. 1.) You're perhaps the biggest moron I've ever met. 2.) You're annoying.

there -- signifies location e.g. 1.) I left my panties there. 2.) I left them in that car over there.
their -- signifies possession e.g. 1.) Their car is a piece of shit. 2.) I really hate their kids.
they're -- literally means "they are" e.g. 1.) They're the biggest assholes I've ever met. 2.) If they don't be careful, they're going to get shot in the head.

There's so much more, but those are the biggest and worst offenses. If I chat with one more person who writes, "I went too the store", they're going to get my foot up their ass.